So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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Strolled around Greenwich with my girlfriend today. It was a gloriously sunny and warm day. Next time I see her beautiful face will be at the wedding next week, so roll on then!


Leonard Cohen - Dance Me to the End of Love


I saw Stewart Lee, I am obsessed with his work


Anonymous asked:

How did your first stand up experience go? Were you nervous? How did you get into doing it?



My first stand-up experience was awful and I didn’t do it again for months afterwards, I was dreadfully nervous and that was the problem really.
I defaulted into using connecting phrases like “D’ya know what I mean?” and “Have you heard about this?”; that splits up anything funny you actually have to say. 
I’ve grown into it and am better now though, and I think you have to believe you’re going to get better really; everyone is terrible when they start out.  

I started by just going to open mic nights (and secretly doing ‘bits’ at the pub), the internet is your friend, my friend; google some free starter open mic nights if you’re looking to get into it x

Just received my ‘Literature and Science’ reading list. Someone hold me. 


I don’t know if my book was incomplete or if this whole thing was some kind of weird joke.”


This book not only ruined a week at the beach but also damaged my self-esteem.”

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Anonymous asked:

I hope you had an excellent day! :^)


Thank you, I did. I spent the day overeating with my lovely family and wonderful girlfriend, so I’m happy. I hope you did too kind anon :)